You're in luck. The brownies don't even have butter, just vege oil
I shouldn't have had sex with her. I feel that I may have opened a pandora's vagina
Because the last time i saw or spoke to him he came all over me in a hammock.
dude chill. we stole 18 hamburgers from her house
no. you cant fuck a burger.
So if a 2 is a 10 on the road... do we consider college to be "on the road?" help. its urgent.
he made me feel like a shish kabob. his dick was the skewer.
and you said he wasn't worth calling.
We were messing around at his place it was going fine until he said, "I'm going to cum, hand me the shot glass"
Most men with as many freckles as you aren't vagina magnets. You are an exception to your kind.
I did sing regulators with a random black dude at The Rail without looking at the screen, hugged him and walked off stage. I pretty much live up to all expectations.
She left her panties here. They looked SOOO much smaller last night.
Y'know i appreciate how accepting you are of me being a terrible person.
I wonder how many people saw me whip my junk out and bang it on the light post in front of holabird bar and liquors last night. I'm about tired of having to do that.
Nobody saw you except the people in the bar, because you weren't outside. You were inside, and you were smacking it on the mens bathroom door handle
I really hate whoever invented fireball.
Going on a first date tonight...pros: my boobs look amazing. Cons: my abortion isn't until next week.
I'm just going to take a nap and hope I wake up more attractive.
There is a french fry attached to my steering wheel and a note that says "eat me yum yum" can you explain this?
Randomize
