Shes from jersey what did you expect her to say when you asked her if she did coke? Its like asking some1 from a third world country if they are hungry
And then i made him answer questions about me before i took off my clothes
i dont even know how to be here
I should have some sort of frequent buyer card or something. I just bought my third bottle of Captain this week. It's Wednesday.
Eberyones makin fun of me cuz I found a snail and caught him and put him in a bocks for u
Jim came in did 3 body shots of her she said "I like your tongue" and they left. I swear to god its deja vu he's done it before
I feel like I wont be making enough money to support my frivilous lifestyle of beer and mcdonalds
Ya he's the booze devil, like if the black hole and Bermuda triangle joined forces with Captain Morgan
She is currently expressing her joy for "bad to the bone" through interpretive dance...
Paris has not been good for her. Everytime she has a one night stand from a different country, she buys a mini flag and tapes it to her wall with the others
Well, I have a text in my phone that just says "Scrumtrelescent" from a girl I have in here as "Cheesy Tits", so you figure out how my night was going.
I promise that I won't shotgun beers with your boyfriend this time, Scouts Honor.
Fuck the library it's too quiet and makes me uneasy. I feel like I'm so isolated I should take off my pants or something
the D I S R E S P E C T of sending someone nudes, them opening it, and not bothering to respond
Remember that gum I swallowed 3 days ago? I just threw it up.... whole.
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