Well all I remember is going to sleep being big spoon to you and waking up being little spoon to *****
It's not littering; it's giving birds nest building suplies. Besides, birds love soy sauce and plastic forks.
all i remember is you climbed in a garbage can and said you were trashed
So my game is weak??
If your game is "Lets have sex, and maybe pizza" then yes.
he yelled at me for calling the fat girl fat. if I can't call out fat girls to my brother who do i have?
Remember when there was a happier time when people could all hang out together with out the awkwardness of the fact that she stole $1000 and cheated on a brother with another brother !?!??
Oh yes there is. Now I'm the sad one. Please organize my life. And I will demoralize yours.
Star Trek does not adequately answer all the questions that I have about alien genitals
I got laid while wearing a shirt with a picture with my little brother deep throating a banana on it.
Took his shirt off. Announced he was Jesus. Threw up. Asked me to cuddle him to sleep. And then tried to kiss me. Typical Saturday night.
I think it was a low point but honestly at this point I've had so many that my life is like a valley
I smoked my last bong as the sun rose. It was magical.
How many times do I have to tell you I'm not bisexual.
.....unless there is alcohol involved
Um I got a ride home from the bar with two random boys and one tried to bang me on my parents riding mower
Ok so I need a recap of last night...
YOU SPENT SIX DOLLARS AT NICKEL BEER NIGHT!!! How's that
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