Apparently he's never heard a queef, he totally thought I farted and got freaked out.
i just googled 'classy porn'. high, low, i dunno i just got bored of cum shots.
my house keeper must think I'm a prostitute.
and he thought i came like four times in 2 mins. my leg just kept cramping up
He def has a gf... But hes 7 feet tall and that superceeds any morality I may have.
Did you not learn anything for "HERPES SCARE 2010".........
Thoughts of banging the girl who just opened my beer with her teeth?
According to this USDA thing I just read, I should either get upper respiratory issues or begin to bleed from my nose and mouth.
Tid bit for you to add to your "what to expecting when you're expecting to lose your virginity" book... Sex on nyquil is cheaper and BETTER than sex on esctacy AND you sleep like a champ after so you're not able to think about any bad decisions made.
Must've forgot to hang up with her when I was telling Josh I plan to pop champagne if I nail her tonight. She showed up with a bottle and said "only if we can toast it with Josh"
I wish to strangle
whoa there darth vader
This summer has already been like the best summer ever. FREEDOM IS AWESOME. GOD BLESS AMERICA AND GOD BLESS THE SINGLE LIFE.
My desperation for dick was off put by his anime figure collection.
Well I've consulted some psychics but they keep saying all they hear in my head is screaming and all they see in my future is pool noodles and cheese dip?
Where is everybody?
It's pretty much split between the strip club and jail.
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