It's weekends like this that make it obvious why we have to pay to come to college.
because you can't take the autistic girl you're babysitting on a blunt ride.
He said he wants to make an itinerary for the sex we'll have when I come home.
At Grandmas for dinner. She is drinking a smirnoff ice. As soon as I saw it I had to stop myself from yelling chug.
I was just about to send a concerned text until I opened my door and saw a shopping cart. I'm glad you made it home in one piece and with toys.
they call him Oral-B. enough said
He told me I had nice tits + they have a great shape. + then proceeded to flatten my boob + show me what the gross tits he's seen look like.
And with me just getting pulled over and you maxing your card out on tennis balls I don't know if we can afford it
The good news is I managed to avoid the three cop car looking for me. The bad news is I no longer have shoes.
youre just mad because i have donuts and im beautiful
I got so high that I ate a protein bar while in the shower. I then proceeded to leave half the protein bar and the wrapper on the ledge in my shower. Haha oh well.
I swear to go if the response she sends me something along the lines of who the fuck is Mark Hamill I might need to brake up with her.
I'm only bisexual one week out of the month. Nothing like ovulation hormones to make the genders of my hookups seem completely irrelevant.
Had a dream we were competing for tomatos.
Remember how slutty I thought she was when we were freshmen?
Yeah! But that was a long time ago. Plus, you use your sluttiness for good!
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