Who did Billy Mays play for?
worms taste like bacon by the way.
I always wondered what they tasted like.
i wonder if she gts uncomfortable walkin bu when she knows we all know what her pussy tastes like
picked up a girl by parallel parking. i love this town already.
Then he wanted a handjob in the car. While my cousin was driving. To krispy kreme. And there was someone else in the backseat.
Jesus...So southern.
could you clean the juice and feathers off my bed I'm just not up for hangover cleaning.
I think I've had 45 beers today though So things are looking up.
On my way, five mins. Is the line long? Do you think they will they hold a pumpkin at coat check?
Sorry about all of the penis things that happened last night.
Y'all best leave this "I can only have a couple drinks" shit at the door. U don't drive to Yukon to have a shot. I'm getting u fuckers drunk.
Side note: Hot guys are now getting with ugly chicks. Alert the media.
well, mom whipped her new boobs out at the dining room table. So yeah you could say we had a pretty casual thanksgiving
Talk about having your cake and eating it he has basically demolished the whole fucking bakery
Fuck the walk of shame. I make this shit glorious.
The fact that you arent wearing shoes probably just adds to the classiness
Condom wrapper stuck to my shirt ups the anty
I'm gonna be late for work because i decided to masturbate and forgot to put my clothes in the dryer
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