Can a clitoris grow tomatoes? Its symbolic and rhetorical.
I wonder if she has a lisp when she orgasms...
I just put anything in between my legs and hope for the best.
this kid at 40 friday greeted another kid by saying "heeey farmville neighbor"
dude.
yep. needless to say i didn't meet anyone and spent yet another friday night masturbating.
but what if he tries to talk dirty to me with the lisp?
Took an aderol, wrote a differential equation for solving volume of flow of a rectangular channel with change in depth, then masturbated for the 6th time.
every time I see Anne Hathaway all I can think is "my cousin fucked a guy who fucked her" and it makes me proud.... so I want to say thank you for being that cousin.
we are currently watching a singalong porn...just thought you should know
Her little brother walked in right as I was finishing and was like "uhhh hey there's a lunar eclipse outside"
I'm sad your dog died... Her name is my stripper name.
after we had sex he told me his original plan was to have sex with my roommate but his buddy likes her so i was backup
I just want to hug my vagina but I can't!\nLike, I want to wrap my arms around it and say "I'm sorry"
I can feel my teeth in 4 dimensions. I shouldnt be this high at 8 in the morning.
I have poison ivy and a broken finger. Don't have a threesome in the woods.
I need to wear something that says I would have sex with you but I'm not going to
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