yeah my walk of shame consisted of driving on the wrong side of the road at 6am still drunk with cum drying in my hair and left eye.
nyquil sex gave me 6 orgasms so I support that
Listen, i'm watching playoff hockey and eating waffles. i just don't have time for your drama today.
she just gave me a present from you... on a stripper pole. in front of the whole club. :)
WHY ISNT THIS A PICTURE MESSAGE
Its only fair we share our golden vaginas with the world. It would be selfish if we didn't.
Day #3 of being the only sober person at the bar. This is depression.
so my mom thinks I'm picking you up just to go buy you liquor before you go back to school tomorrow...
I'm ashamed that your mom thinks I haven't already taken care of that.
I know he is still a student. I am not asking if his being an underwear model makes it more ethical, just less prosocutable.
Every time I someone I meet again from that wedding it turns into the "Oh your the guy who puked in the hallway and passed out in front of the elevator."
I specialize in how to hang out and party with randoms after you've hooked up with them. Not in feelings.
You could see the bone sticking out of his shin and he insisted he was "just gunna walk it off"
You need to be on (or possibly create) the international emoji committee to address all of these glaring oversights
I tried to face swap with Chuck Norris. His face was too powerful... it broke my snap chat.
i spent my Thursday drinking before noon and not wearing pants
When are you getting back?
Well google maps doesn't have an estimated time for crawling... Could be days
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