Be sure to let me know if your relationship crumbles so I can resume hitting on you
Small dicks are the new regular sized dicks.
You litterally reached into some girls shirt, pulled out her tit and yelled whats up with this guy.
Ok so my english teacher told me i could have 5 absences bc of my "problem". I have no idea what she is talking about
My financial advisor pointed out that 37% of my income is currently going towards "non-essential food items"
That's banker lingo for "you're an alcoholic"
we were having sex and the sweat made her make up run... seriously laid there and watched her face just melt into ugly.
A baby just go on our party bus. What. The. Fuck.
Woaahhhh there! We are JUST drunk fucking. Don't call me "baby".
I AM COVERED IN FAKE BLOOD AND REAL CUM. I AM AWESOME
I think the worst part about being a real adult is 1)having a high stress job that makes me want to get stoned 2)paying for reefer using my own money 3)realizing my boyfriends children probably have more weed connections than I do anymore
I hope dressing like a sexy, but very grown up and intelligent, secretary while out shopping helps disguise how high I am right now.
The candles are lit, the magic circle is drawn, now all we need to do is get naked and see how many orgasms we can manage.
WE HAVE TO LEAVE. I HAVE HAD SEX WITH WAY TOO MANY PEOPLE IN THIS BUS STATION.
dont know what thebfuxk is in rhat shit, but dont lemme have antmore
I lost my cyber virginity to a guy I barely knew in high school while a Togepi Plushie watched.
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