Stop everything. They have oreo straws to drink milk with and then you eat the straw. I think i just got turned on by a cookie commercial.
Ben's a prick.
What Ben are you talking about?
All the bens across all the lands
His rich uncle has six months to live. I feel pregnant.
He met a random girl on the bus home and decided to go to Spain with her. The blackout decisions are becoming internationally epic. He has work in the morning.
Just make sure my intervention has a theme...
She was horrified when I asked if they had any strap on chin dildos, I was at a sex shop for gods sake must I be judged everywhere
This is what happens when wu tang raised you
Oh god I want to come home! They have an air raid siren here that alerts their neighbours across the desert it's time to come over on atvs and drink.
Are there edibles for sale in the Denver airport because if so bring those to my mouth
I gave him a blowjob to kill bill. 2 of my favorite things.
He wore pink swim trunks on our date and repeatedly insulted my profession, but his cat kept standing up like a person to nuzzle my face and I felt like a Disney Princess. I hate this dude, but the cat is too amazing for me to not fake interest for.
I just watched someone put a diaper on a cat..I'm to high for this.
Ur betting me $100 that I can't do ur sister?
Bring beers. The password is "I brought beers" but you can't come in if you're a liar
No, I told him I was busy again this weekend. Eventually he’ll learn. Plus, absence makes the cock grow harder
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