Let me rephrase. Would it display my intentions too much if i walked all the way across my office and into the bathroom carrying my book
Just ran into that chick u called from my phone and left her a MSG bout how she has aids
Ahaha, good shit
on my arm i have a score card from when we apparently had a competition to see who could harden his nipples fastest..
who won?
THAT is your concern right now?
I don't have the urge to be a home-wrecker with these two. I think I've grown, don't you?
I'm sorry I dragged a dildo (on a leash) into your room last night.
Beer Popsicles are better in theory
He gave me an orgasm before we even reached 2nd base, everything he did in high school is irrelevant.
Imagine Captain Hook, but in penis form and sometimes shy.
Nobody wants to date "Eats Taco Bell Secretly In Her Car" Girl
Stop fucking Sharon's exes.
Sorry it took me so long to reply. I was fucking Sharon's ex.
we had to follow your trail of clothes to find you.......
We had sex and then ordered pizza after. This relationship is looking good so far.
Hey! you should come over!
Who is this? The number is saved as "Sexy Awesome"
I still have that dildo-suction bruise on my forehead and this sweater STILL smells like my Christmas Eve vomit.
I wasn’t trying, but work got a lot easier and more fun once he starred flirting with me and looking at my ass
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