Goal for tonight: Make one last drunken mistake for the semester.
my last 3 google searches were anal itchy vagina and ice cubes
i just packed a bowl on a big bird place mat and smoked it in a spaceship with a slide. i love babysitting.
Guess who just hooked up with the cop that fingerprinted her?
The first thing they saw when they walked in was all four of our std test's hangin on the fridge....i'd be worried if they didn't think we were sluts
Sometimes one must go to great lengths and make great sacrifices to get drunk. I willingly accept the challenge.
hold on, were in the kitchen painting a yellow brick road to my vagina on my leg with black light paint.
No. My vagina is not the scapegoat for your poor decisions.
It's all good. The CSI guy came and I played the theme song while he in was in our place. The cops even laughed.
He went to WalMart with $30 and came back with a watch, a basketball and an engagement ring.
I'm washing down the sadness with shots of vodka.
just woke up and currently drinking copious amounts of eggnog straight from the carton to replenish the electrolytes lost last night
You know we have no secrets, right? I mean, you saw me shitting in a gift bag drunk and naked on Christmas eve.
I just want a simple guy who likes cats, tattoos, and doing coke off my tits.
Basically we had a threesome in one room and a fivesome in the next room. Its what I like to call a win win situation.
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