her teeth looked like a whores toenails, i was too horrified to
I just made a milkshake without a blender... thats determination
I havnt had this much beer since i losodt my virginity. thank. god.
Are you still giving blowjobs?
Who is this?
were lost, were cold and we don't know what to do with the stray cat we found.
He's still filling me in on the details. mid-table dance i asked to go water skiing?
I had to stop mid sex to take my turn on words with friends so he wouldn't get suspicious. Hookup of the night helped me. We won.
So in Aca Taco on grad night 1am, this bitch walks in alone drunk as fuck in her gown to the front of the line and says, "I graduated today...thank YOU"
I just overheard this sorority girl saying "It's like trick or treting but for alcohol and with no costumes." I'm jealous.
i repeatedly had to ask him if he was into this because he kept talking about random things while i jerked him off. i got annoyed and in order to annoy him back, i told him i wanted to watch him do it. he also talked about basketball WHILE cumming. NEVER AGAIN.
Can cross "get fingered at a state park" off my bucket list
"Only you can prevent yeast infections."
but if we have a President Trump come Tuesday, I might throw myself off the Walt Whitman Bridge so Thursday might not work for me after all.
Am I the only one who finds it completely appropriate to pre-game our Brazilians?
The kid with the ed hardy shirt put a bunch of random shit in the washer and turned it on. example: a hanger, the movie Chocolate with Johnny Depp, and your mom's cat
I can't believe I slept with a girl who has the words shucks in her vocabulary. I'm getting less picky by the day..
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