Hoooooo maaaaan
Yes?
I'm retarded. Again.
I wanna do crazy things to you in a tent
fuckk wrong person
.. who was that for? a girlscout?
And now we have yet another reason to never travel to Detroit
He passed out on the floor and you kept hitting him in the dick and screaming "hammer of justice".
hey. so did i get tied up by a jumprope last night?
No no no...you park the car, stick your tongue down his throat, slip your number in his pocket, invite him to insomnia, and THEN LEAVE. You go from awkward to epic in a matter of seconds.
after the shots you kept on yelling "this is for the dreamers"
Goldenshlager is a hell of a drink. And these are the adventures ur missing out on w me. I gave someone a bath Emily. A BATH.
Awkward
Can't say I wouldn't let it happen again.
be right there i have to get my cape
It's entirely possible that I'm fucking yet another gay guy
I don't like how my gyno is telling me how to live my life.
Can we make love to the Space Jam soundtrack?
You ever just SEE a guy and know he's good at choking someone out?
It's 3 am.
You know it's time to call it a night when every guy in the bar (all 3 of them) have seen you naked at one time or another.
CURRENTLY PLAYING FLIP CUP WITH A WORLD SERIES CHAMPION
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