whoa...plan B gets you drunker quicker.
Pre-pickelized cucumber-hand invasion!! RUN!!!!!!!!!!
Could you imagine if a Skynet machine combination of Bob Ross and Chuck Norris were built? It would rule the universe with a soft spoken fan brush of kung fu dominance
It would be truly incredible. I hope we are blessed with this being in our lifetime.
it's like i warped into dreamland and the only thing that makes sense is my solo cup
shit is crazy. i just keep thinking that this kid growing inside Emily used to live in my balls.
he calls his bong barack obonga, commander in kief. i found where i belong.
Peach margaritas. And fuck whatever you're about to say, the girl to guy ratio is like 6:1. I need those odds
You should get with him and swear you have to use lambskin condoms. That'll test his veganism.
I cant believe they held hands while getting simultaneous bjs
when someone at the bar asked you a question all you knew how to say was "chug-a-lug"
I've officially done it all, fucked a girl wearing a twister board. ABC parties are amazing!
Oprah Winfrey is a jealous, vengeful god
You're going to hell! And you're going to hell! And you! And you. You're all going to hell!!!
You said you liked how I put the cream cheese on.
She has that type of face she reminds me of that weird girl from napoleon dynamite only taller and with hoop earrings.
I want your attention. I want your attention in the form of your penis inside my vagina.
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