At a strip club after monster truck rally. You should be here
trent lit his nipple on fire and said "i am the only highlander"
I'm going to let the use of the word "hella" slide considering I have sperm older than you.
This girls' body was nothing short of spectacular...her face, was like the '09 Detroit Lions
Seriously wondering if smoking a bowl for lunch was a bad idea.
OR THE BEST. STAY TUNED.
Do you think I threw out my left shoulder during the keg stand or the stripper pole? It's medically relevant my chiropractor wants to know.
I'm sort of afraid for my life tho. If the 4th of July can be the way it was a DMX show is capable of anything
I'm really sorry I hooked up with your student on the dance floor..
She said she was sober from drugs for a week. All I heard was Kenny Loggins singing Danger Zone.
You had all day to plan ahead & get mixers, so whose fault is this sobriety?
Dude I love you. So much. Thank u. I'm safea. In allysi lns car. Mine towed. If u loved me ud leand me 500 in the morning. Sleep on it nd let me know.
Lmao. K I'll be 100% honest. I was over at your place like 12 hours ago with your roommate. If I hadn't of been there then I'd take you up on your booty call offer. So. If you're not creeped out another time please?
So apparently I’m into choking now
Did you guys just have three hour sex? You both stopped and restarted texting me at the same time
If I were to say yes, would we still be friends?
The neighborhood cougar just purred at me while I was doing yard work. I’m terrified and tumescent
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