ill give you a foot job if you come over before 4
I seriously wish I was FB friends with her
at church Sunday morning I dropped an M&M down my dress and it landed in my bra. I fished it out and ate it. A lot of people saw me.
I call biggest shit show at the party. I welcome all challengers.
tiger just fucked it up for all of us...she grabbed my phone this morning and started asking questions.
it appears as though my vagina has gotten the best of me again
It's taking 3 penises to fill the hole he left in my heart.
I don't remember much of half-time. I do remember climbing onto the roof of the fraternity and telling people I was going to stargaze in French.
They got me high and left me at the mall with a giftcard for $400. I need an adult.
So your best guy friend eats your pussy once and a while, no big deal. It's like going to jiffy lube once and a while to let the professionals do it. Your husband should understand .
You're the reason I lose Never Have I Ever
He told me how it ended, then I blew him.
So he ruined the best cinematic experience of your life and you REWARDED him??
Dude she smelled like bar-b-que sauce. I can't think of anything better.
Fuck me first. Then we can craft and watch Terminator 2.
STOP SENDING ME NAKED PICTURES WHEN I'M TRYING TO TEACH. MONDAY TUESDAY 1-3 IS A DICK AND ARSE FREE ZONE
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