I just put out an orange level terrorist threat on her punani
you just love her because she lets you bang her with fruits and veggies!
she looked like the before picture.
is it too early in the day to continue our conversation about penis shapes?
her moans were so awkward that i kept asking "what" when she'd say my name...
hey quick question, what would you consider to be a "first date" porn?
Seriously I just dipped a banana in vodka I really need to stop drinking
Uhh dog found a condom. FYI its on the table by couch please dispose of it. No reply Necessary
There's a website where you can order a pile of horse shit to be dropped on a persons doorstep. So that's another option.
Okay... I just said "preach it" to the pokemon theme song. I'm hammered.
Mostly what I remember is someone saying "raise your hand if you're too turnt" then raising my hand and falling
last thing I remember is yelling 'sit on my face' through a traffic cone
Found sauce from last night's pizza rolls wedged under my phone case... While sitting in my 8 am class. What happened last night?
My mom added me on Snapchat which means I am officially done with Snapchat.
You have a full penis tattoo of a cobra fighting a mongoose, don't you?
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