never play flip cup with pint glasses
he just tried to lick my eyebrow. thats the deal breaker.
don't worry, your friend will b fine, they treat virgins nicely around here
I just miserably failed my own drug test. At least I know what a positive will look like when I give them to the employees tomorrow.
forgot a fork. i am eating fettucini alfredo with a comb that i rinsed off the the bathroom sink. eating alone in my car. life doesn't get any sadder than this
I just won unlimited hot dogs for life. I'm so glad I smoked
We can't bring brittanys dog so we are getting high and getting in my bathtub I think it's pretty safe
Plus it's a good way to scope out guys. Have them fight for you, like real males do in nature.
You were typing for me while I was hyperventilating into a paper bag on the floor.
I puked on his mom. Not my proudest moment
man my uterus needs to drop the egg or GTFO, BUUUSHIT
Stripping out of my teacher clothes to Talk Dirty to Me. Who let me become a teacher?
I know how to kill a man with nutmeg and a sword. You in?
Or nah
Pride log, day two. Noticing more bruises and scrapes. Liver functions probably very lowered.
the raccoons are back...
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