im not sure if this headache is from the car accident or cocaine withdrawl
Dude, she literally stopped, mid fuck said "I want soup" got off my dick and make top ramen.
Should I be curious about Jeffrey randomly sending me a picture of him holding a crab, or just move on with my life?
We realized he wasn't with us anymore, so we turn around and he's 20 feet back, peeing on a squirrel.
i get drunk faster, i spend less money on food, and i'm losing a shit ton of weight. depression and its pills are doing wonders for me
If you go to Tinseltown tonight. First bathroom on the left, second stall. Avoid. It's still coming to terms with what I did to it.
Is she okay?
She may want to issue revenge punches, but medically fine.
A place where it's acceptable to show body parts is not a good place for me to be.
We got a lap dance! I touched a boob!
I just don't wanna be that girl with no ride and no pants
I never thought my selfie stick would come in handy for nudes.
After the first time we had sex he kept saying "I'm proud of you" over and over again
you told me I was being patronizing because I didn't want you to run barefoot across a construction site
i just has to use a gift card to Target that one of my students parents got me to buy Plan B bc my bank account is -$0.08 so my 2017 is starting exactly how i pictured.
I fucked a marine... I told him it was like personal revenge and he said he could live with that and that he didn't mind being used.
Randomize
