i'm watching degrassi (go figure) and the episode is about jimmy not being able to get a boner and now he's famous and rapping about popping pussies..i dont get it.
I can't believe I wasted a google wave invite on her.
he showed me his boner with his cell phone light during the movie.
I only had sex with her cause she looked like jwoww from jersey shore
You don't understand how difficult it is to give head with cotton mouth
You threw a hot dog at his face...I wouldn't call you either.
Try not to bring up the fact that I woke up and couldn't find my pants... He might get the wrong idea.
everytime someone would look at you, you started to try and deep throat your beer bottle.
We had an indepth conversation about his employment at Arbys..
I just horrified a large group of people. Congrats on dating me.
tell me there's a reason my bed smells like paint thinner
So who won the naked front yard Olympics last night?
Well my tits are spray painted gold & i have what i think r the Olympic rings shaved in my vag !!!!!!!SO its safe to say i won something ....
I rolled joints beforehand. Lit a candle. Ghetto rigged taping the 40's on my hands and then lit the joint using the flame of the candle.
I'm so proud of your modern ingenuity
No, it wasn't really a sexy 'I'm going to go masturbate.' It was an 'I'm going to go masturbate' that implied I was going to drink a tall boy of Mikes and cry while I looked at lesbian porn.
I'm having post-experience "why didn't I fuck her in a public bathroom" regrets
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