first i yelled "you cant get it up?" and then in the middle of it i opened a Corona
operation "beaches make me wet" is a go
I cant date a girl that sucks dick at sucking dick
Wait til she sees the pic of her vag in court docs.
You kept making that girl eat peanuts, saying they were good for her baby..... I don't think she pregnant
I can dream in two languages, but it's still about ripping a bong.
I swear to god he's making pineapple onions and cheese. He thinks he's making eggs onions and cheese
We can stop fighting if you send me a picture of your dick standing at full attention wearing a sock.
I'll wait.
It can also be a hat.
We got to his house, cuddled while watching game of thrones, then fucked during the repeat airing.
what better to celebrate not being pregnant than to eat a bowl full of rum soaked pineapples?
I just want you to know when I bang him in the back of my car later I'll have pony by ginuwine on repeat
if he ever tells me he loves me when we are sober, i am a goner. just fyi.
Is it day drinking when the suns up like when does that start
asking for a friend
I've come to the conclusion that my issue is I'm not fucking a guy with a headboard
I'm telling you, I 'm beginning to think that my vagina is magical.
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