THE most awkward situation I have EVER been in
Also, I just threw up a little in my mouth and had to act like everything was totally fine.
Just registered some guy for opium withdrawals. WTF opium withdrawals, who does opium anymore.
Does your gf have any friends she can hook me up with?
Better looking than her though please.
I really need to get laid. I'm telling at least 10 girls that I love them tonight.
Odds are at least 1 out of those 10 girls will be as crazy as you and will be into it.
It was a two-sided wall so part of my body ended up in someone elses condo.
using blue streamers we found on the bathroom floor was probably not the best substitute for toilet paper.
Not enough. Tell the person next to you to give you their drink. I give you permission. And then chug it. Be a hero tonight.
I'd say I should re evaluate my life choices, but I'd make the same decisions only faster and wearing a push up bra.
I was to the point where my socks were drenched in ranch dressing
He had a joint rolled for us when he picked me up. It's how ASU does romance
He's on the floor in just a Burberry tie. All my girl parts just tapped out.
When confronted with a choice of going home or fucking the band ALWAYS FUCK THE BAND!!
Yeah yeah I know I have to bring your dog back.
Sooo i'm debating posing nude for the drawing and painting classes, I just wanna see if they draw my nip ring.
Yeah come over whenever. Weed gets here at 8.
I'll be there at 7:59.
Randomize
