508, what difference does it make? You were alone, anyway.
well there was some sort of sex marathon going on in my house last night..jess and i vs my parents...and im ashamed to say that we lost and my parents out-sexed us
there r dinosaurs outside my house i hear them
pretty sure those are just snow plows....go back to bed
We just got really drunk and bought toilet paper. Successful Monday.
I drank myself into bisexuality again.
I'm going to pre plan my black out tonight. I think I'll set a change of clothes out on my bed and unplug the oven.
Well, she's officially disappointed in me. I have it writing.
Hey do you want me to wrap up that Jack in the Box you left in my gutter
We fist bumped behind their backs while drunk hooking up with them... Do other girls do this too? Or is it just us?
Looks better than the half a blow job I got the other night which I had to finish myself. From a chick I refer to simply as "mom jeans".
Actually here it's more "lie around naked in a dark room" weather.
You declared that afternoon sex will be referred to as "wet naps" from now on
I don't know what she looks like but I'm pretty sure she has a pussy.
His wedding band got caught on my nipple ring and that's how I realized he was married
My ass is in a myriad of pain right now
Lesson learned - Taco Bell before a long night of BDSM is a BAD idea
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