I'm half single.
Please tell me it's the bottom half.
I can't remember if we talked about feelings. Fuck you Miller High Life.
oh and i really hope miley falls off this mountain she is climbing
member when we used to take shits together before volleyball games?
dude totally just got the jungle juice out of my white top. i am really ready to be a trophy wife.
we made out at a charity event. really i was helping the fight against aids...
I do have sympathy for you. It's just not going to manifest as a blow job.
Headed to the bar now. If I smell faintly of latex and tuna, it's just the new scent I'm trying.
No just sleep deprived. James woke me up at 7 and forced me to eat a hot pocket with him cause he " didn't want me to die".
You went streaking and came back with your shirt inside out. Then said "it happens in the line of duty" and passed out.
Maybe I can find a straight girl rehab camp, like the opposite of those degaying camps, where they teach me how to love the ladies instead
Omg. I would pay ALL OF THE MONEY for that camp.
I can't help but look at my sex life and acknowledge that this is not normal behavior.
Well my grandma put the turkey in the oven for 4 hours and didn't have the oven on.
Wait are we really having an orgy on Tuesday?
Tonight I totally got eaten out in the old school photo booth in the mall. Will send you pics of the photo reel asap
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