we were frolicking through a fountain of pizza rolls. it was like the best dream i ever had
i would hope so, cause i don't think 'i drove off the road because i was getting some head' is covered in insurance
After the tests come back negative, you guys will look back on this evening with fond memories...
Need. Hospital. Physically am floating.
I woke up and found cookies in my purse. It's a 12/12/12 miracle.
He had a step stool to get in to his bed!
I'm not finished with being a sloppy white girl alcoholic. I didn't postpone having a husband and kids for sober weekends.
time to play the game of how much Christmas shopping I can get done before these shrooms kick in
Just had my butthole waxed. If that changes your plans for Saturday..
I don't think I have face palmed that many times in such a short period. And I've worked tech support.
That's why i need nudes. Plutonic nudes.
I offer naked tickle fights and orgasms and you call it trouble. I call that Christmas.
Remind me to tell you about this weekend with them. It was the least fun I have ever had drinking. And I have thrown up pork and beer through my nose on the side of the freeway.
Basically we had a threesome in one room and a fivesome in the next room. Its what I like to call a win win situation.
If by science you mean beer then YES!!!!
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