How long until YT realizes that it's a man?
when my dick couldnt get hard she said "fly on little wing"
i got turned down by a girl after she saw how big my penis was and she said "thats not goin in me"
just once id like to meet someone on craigslist who isnt fat
Adams eating in the shower, he says it's one of his favorite places to eat. Btw it's milanos he's eating, he says he loves italy too.
Do you think we're allowed to sign male strippers into the building with a valid id?
My dad just told the waiter to keep the pitchers coming until someone passes out.
She bit a glass in half.
You would be married by May if you put half as much energy into getting straight guys as you do into getting gay guys
I'll pull you in a wagon. You'll have a sash and a crown on and we'll sing "All the Single Ladies"
I hope you don't have to start the day explaining to me how you failed to turn "Can I practice my belly dancing in your apartment" into all night sex.
Quick question. What's the protocol on going back to a bar after going home with one of their bartenders?
Go back and try to find another to go home with.
Successful first night. Lost my phone. Front desk found it. Earthquake in wine country. Didn't feel it.
The neighbors ahemed the WHOLE time. Their kids are the ones that scream loud enough for me to remember my birth control. It's payback!
He was actually surprised when I poured myself a glass full of straight vodka. Clearly he doesn't know me as well as he thinks.
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