i left the bar a little after you and ended up flipping my car in the arbys drive thru
I think east. Tornado watch. What the fuck are you doing in Texarkana?
Bonnaroo. Tornado watch? Expand on that thought.
Watch for tornadoes.
absolutely not. he will always be that kid that threw up a ham and cheese sandwich in fourth grade to me.
I just filled out my 2010 Census drunkenly. I'm single handedly throwing it off.
just saw a guy driving a atv down the highway in a tux.... only in Iowa...
What happened to him?
He was walking right behind us then disappeared.. turns out he checked his luggage at a night club, continued to drink and dance, then slept on the 4th floor of some museum
DUDE EDDIE MURPHY JUST DID A BODY SHOT OFF A HOOKER. IM NEVER COMING HOME
.As long as you're some how patriotic with your sexual escapades, I can support it.
Just bumped into my ex. Blowing a dude in the ladies' room at Disney World. I guess it really was her not me.
I have no clue how you survived last night but I applaud you. 21 body shots off 9 bodies in under four hours has to be a record.
all I remember is grinding on everyone in the room regardless of gender and quoting the lion king non-stop. We need to stop buying Jameson.
enjoying your night?
do dogs like to salsa?
I dont know if that answers my question or not
I couldn't have possibly been that bad
You had her flip the penny over to the lucky side before you picked it up and ate it...
If you ever get divorced...would you call me??
I wish I got tanner on friday but I feel like I spent most of my time puking in the bathroom. I love my life
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