Question: terrible or awesome when a girl give you head so vigorously that you get a hickey of sorts
I just found glass in my funny face pancakes, there's nothing funny about that.
i am officially better prepared for a hangover tomorrow than i was for christmas.
You were making dinosaur noises while jerking me off..
we found you in the closet, clutching coats that werent yours for stability
is it cool if i crash at ur house this weekend again bro
yea dude but i wld bring a sleeping bag or something just in case. or u may just have to shack up with a woman or 2 cuz we hav 10 girls visiting/staying over at my house.
how did u manage to make sleeping with a bunch of girls sound like an inconvenience?
She wanted to roleplay. Apparently you be snow and i'll be a plow wasn't an option
You can't tell me you've honestly NEVER considered smoking a Froot Loop
I FOUND AN AUSTRALIAN THEY CALL VOMMING 'RAINBOW SNEEZING' I'M NEVER LETTING HIM LEAVE EVER
also I woke up naked and covered in water but nobody can explain that part.
I have words... I can't think of them tho. they keep melting together and forming you and I just want to hump it.
I am debating about my sub. I am not quite sure I can be the dom he needs.
Well if YOU HAVE TO KNOW, we're laying across the street from the bar on that grassy hill trying to see who's she's with at the bar.
Sleeping with him wouldn't be considered hoeing out... It seems more like babysitting.
He wanted me to do the rubix cube. He thought it was hot.
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