do herpes really smell.
How do you get eyebrow wax out of your butthole region?
The fact that you aren't ashamed to ask that is the reason I will give you the answer. Under the sink there is a bottle of wax remover. Throw my waxing kit away as well.
Someone just pulled taco bell tacos out of their purse in class....2 problems with here. 1) this class is nutrition 2) taco bell is not open this early.
You know what sound is wonderful for a hangover? Listening to the horns from the South Africans at the world cup
he designed a suit out of pillows to protect himself when he fell.
engineering majors are such efficient drunks.
deryk tried to steal your screen door and i think sam and brent are duct taping lauren to the diving board.
That dog was the best thing i ever touched
How do I feel about a girl who has a g string tattooed on
Lol no. She's home safe. You forget she is too pretty to get arrested.
Kings cup with teenagers tonight
Done deal
Haha, how do I word that nicely? "You got me to the edge of no return twice and failed to let me orgasm, therefore you owe me chicken nuggets or hot wings. Your decision"
We were fucking in the boat on the lake when another boat saw us and honked their appreciation.
Doing the walk of shame from the back of a Jeep to the porta potty it's parked next to while your dad watches is not what you want.
I mean I'm completely serious and also drunk.
What a great combination.
Best news I’ve heard all day. Cookies and dick. What more could a girl ask for?
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