He gave her the shocker .. I didn't know people really did that.
either she was really happy we won flip cup, or she was too drunk to notice her boyfriend behind her.
She had me dip my balls in cake batter ice cream from cold stone and then tea bag her. Let's get weird just got a whole new meaning.
Have your arms or hands ever gone numb after drinking too much?
Wtf did you do last night?
when your 30 and im 37 and we're lonely and single, lets make a pact to murder each other.
Your cock deserves a montage
Both our collective sex appeal dies once someone cums on a snuggie kayla
I keep jumping up and down in front of the mirror naked. The only motivation I would be to stop and put clothes on is if you come over. Hurry.
We got naked and peed in the garden. Something about bonding with our new house
Tomorrow after you go to the library to look up gay porn, I'm going to come to your apartment to paint a nude portrait of you. Get pumped, plopernickle.
I had to hose off vomit off my driveway at 9 am.....so hot
I need thought I would ever have to use the phrase "Don't fart on that Calzone".. Thanks for that
"He didn't answer my snap so I know he's arrested"
You do realize he's just an extension of his penis, right?
I couldn't figure out what was more important, finishing the shot or putting out the fire on my leg.
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