i think i have herpe
just one?
Does it bother you that I left your underwear hanging in a tree at the zoo? i think the turtles are enjoying it.
I went down on her for at least a half hour, She loved it, so I thought she'd recip. She said "I only do that if I know I'm getting something out of it."
SHUT IT DOWN.
Last night we hooked up in nothing but out UK shirts during half time. Never say I'm not a dedicated fan again.
He just texted me asking if I remember pinching his eyelid shut with my eyelash curler.
I'm not sure if it was the 11 shots or your naturally vibrant personality but I recall you being quite noisy that evening
you started petting my head and said "there there, majestical unicorn. it won't be long before we get you back to neverland."
I feel like death crawled up inside me and died. That sick
It's hot as dicks out. Lets get drunk on the roof and make pterodactyl sounds at people.
You helped blow my nose... Ok it's safe to say we are on a new level of relationship..
I feel like it could help stop wars and begin world peace and the continents can unite for one Monday because chicken fries come back today
Ohhh the usual. Laying in bed reflecting on my decisions
They're gonna put "is a hoe" on my medical records
Dude, you were so drunk you were hanging from the ceiling of my car pretending you were a sloth while we were on 81.
How's the party?
I'm watching two people get flogged. Sothere's that.
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