FYI: if you have sex in your room with the light on, we can totally see your shadows from the parking lot
Your boyfriend has good rhythm though.
Make me a promise>>> if you ever see the brats from that tv show NYC Prep walking around, you will trip them, and you wil throw drinks on them
16 and pregnant actually makes me really happy that i'm gay
Just had to masturbate in the bathroom because mom changed my room into a "knitting" room. I hate coming home.
I'm hiding in a cabinet. I'm going to stay here.
Almost just bought a peacock. I need to get off Craigslist
My entire summer has consisted of being too drunk for this shit, too sober for this shit, or too hungover for this shit.
This breakup hit defcon 5. Walked to pathmark with a denim jacket over my nightgown to get ben and jerrys. On sale btw.
Drinking a pint every 8 mins right now. Power hour aint shit.
Good luck
Trying doe a second hour and I.cant open my eyes
You should help rebuild my confidence with your dick. Altruism: Pass it on.
The look of disappointment from my cat while I take nudes...
Nothing says "single girl" quite like Pinot Grigio and canned ravioli at 11:30 pm....
Did I seriously answer the door for a home delivery of weed from you and your boss while wearing last night's 80s rockstar face paint?
after last night, ive never not wanted to live so much in my life.
God dammit everything I said last night about jungle juice being awesome just does not carry over into the next day
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