Today a TA in one of my classes told me he thought I was 35 and going back to school as an adult learner. Alcohol is working me.
you made your cat watch a peta video with you, so you could show it how just how good its life is
protesters in toronto definately have the best pot
im just sayin im driving an hr to pick her up, just cause shes your gf doesnt mean i shouldnt be entitled to a bj
I hope the walls stop moving before my manager notices that i'm still drunk.
I think I just accidentally agreed to become a surrogate for a gay couple
Pavlovs bj experiment 2012. Welcome to the program.
This is literally engraved into my seat "Need crack?" And then there's a number. This isn't real.
Well I don't think you can suck his dick while he's making pizza. I think that goes against some health codes.
Maybe he injected his testicle?
While we were having sex he asked me if I wanted to get wingstop after. I think I found my future husband.
We dated for a month and a half. he didn't like blow jobs. I honestly don't think he was human.
Stay strong! Remember we're too uncoordinated to be strippers to make money instead of being a nurse
I mean, she's batshit insane and once choked a guy with one hand but she's still MILF material in my book.
I'm that daughter that had to send her mother "DON'T GET SHITFACED" & yes, in ALL CAPS.
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