Trust me, I wear more condoms than socks. I wouldn't risk infecting my cock. It's my livelyhood.
Maybe I'll tuck it in and pretend to be a woman pretending to be a man that is attracted to women that are attracted to women who look like men
Dude, I just went to take a piss and looked at my ballsack... Underneath was labled "L" and "R"
we had incredible sex, then he proposed with the vibrating cock ring
you were passed out snoring, face down with all your clothes still on and 20 minutes later you sat up and said "FUCK YES" and then passed out again.
Our logic class started an hour ago, I walked out and found my sister drunk, sitting down, eating m&ms, afraid to walk in... I want her life
We team puked and then made sex like wild monkeys. If that isn't love, I don't know what is.
My new dealer is 16. I have been getting high longer than he has been alive.
I don't see the problem
Btw kudos to your tongue last night. Sorry about that lady jizz in your beard.
Then that is decided. Fuck away my little bunny rabbit.
I'm going to pretend you don't watch My Little Pony and focus on your large cock. Kay? Don't bring it up again.
Asking for a friend: is it frowned upon to eat pizza while you materbate or does it just mean you are fantastic at multitasking?
I JUST SENT A TOILET SELFIE TO THE WRONG PERSON.
He told me that after two hours of fucking he feels as though his dick wants to detach from his body and go to Mexico..
just woke up with nickles taped to my body. theres like a dollar worth.
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