I just found a 1/2 inch of mimosa in my shoe.
You should get more absorbent shoes.
whenever he goes down on me he looks at me and I just want to poke him in the eyes
shes trying to book us all flights to Ireland..I let her get mine and yours but stopped her when she tried booking the guy next to her at the library
and then he tried plucking my nose hairs. lines were crossed.
I'm promising sexual favors in return for his responsible life decisions. Now THIS is growing up.
What part of I'm done do you not understand? Im not going to send you sex photos to prove I've moved on..
Yeahhh, everybody is so helpful when a pretty girl is crying hysterically and has only one shoe and a six pack.
Day 1 of "Death of a Liver" weekend complete. It came with flashbacks of horrible mistakes I made due to alcohol. I'm excited for how Sunday is going to turn out.
We left his house because I forgot how to drink water, I was just holding it in my mouth and then spitting it out, needless to say I don't remember the sex.
Also was told that I was her "third favourite booty call" - I'm taking this a good thing right?
It's a podium place so yeah...
He woke me up at 3 am, turned me on, then changed his mind. There is no way he is getting out of twilight now.
Attempting to sleep without a bra since i got my nips pierced wish me luck. Also almost sent that to my coworker.
"YOU ALWAYS BEEN A HOE YOU ALWAYS GONE BE A HOE. THAT'S JUST THE WAY IT'S GONE BE." overheard at temple
I accidentally just texted my dad asking if he wants to do shrooms with me. Do I leave the city now or...
I just motorbotted some guy and my hair got stuck in his nipple ring...owww
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