I am going to fall madly in love with a ginger, marry the ginger and have lil ginger children running all around town. Oy
You shut your mouth
I'm not crazy, I only keep calling you cause you won't pick up.
His facebook profile says he's interested in men, but i'm choosing to ignore that
there is this woman at the counter who looks identical to linda ellerbee. and she's grinning. COME. INSIDE. NOW.
If it makes you feel better he went down on me when i had a yeast infection.
I'm not gonna lie. having my legs shaved for me in the morning was a lovely surprise.
You don't have to believe me. My vagina knows it happened.
To the genius that put everclear in my humidifier: your time is coming.
wow thanks for pushing me towards an older man
you gotta start somewhere if you're going to be a trophy wife
Besides the one of you shaking your cock for 10sec that was one of the best snapchat's ever haha
He fucked me over, so I'm going to do what any rational woman does. I'm going to get really high and have sex with his brother.
If anything I look like a soccor mom going out for her annual ladies night. Trying hard, but not quite in her twenty's anymore.
I let him stay at my place since i had to work early and when i got home there was a fruit snack wrapper in my bed. I dont have any fruit snacks. Which means he brought his own fruit snacks to the fuck session.
LOL he's a hopeless romantic now? 🤔 I'd say giving him a bj in a freakin softball dugout isn't the most romantic thing but it still happened
if i had an alexa it would be saying “have sex with guys that don’t care about you”
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