Dude that chick had her name tattooed in Japanese characters between her b-cups. I kept calling her Toyota.
Just wanted to make sure that my favorite hot mess is still alive. I dont need words, just a response of any sort. K hope youre living
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This is sufficient.
Now there are nude photos of that bangin hot Russian spy chick...this is officially the best scandal ever.
i just burped and it tasted like condom. please tell me i wasn't lame and made that guy wear one for a bj last night.
we cant have a funnel and a dog. thats a lot of responsibility
His apartment number was 69. I had to.
No one knows who he is but he hasn't missed a shot in beer pong yet. He's dressed as lance armstrong and is tearing shit up.
At what point did we decide It was a good idea t have a wheelbarrow race in the parking lot?
A guy with no shirt on and a eyepatch just got out of the car beside me. After he slammed his door into mine. This is our hometown.
no, forget the keg and come see this. prego pants here is dunking chicken nuggets into pudding and crying over a cat show on animal planet.
I would fuck him In a heartbeat, an obese child running up stairs with an irregular heartbeat, heartbeat.
So question, would you consider it morally wrong to grind up Cialas and put it in ones cocktail? Then I get what I want and he doesn't have to be embarrassed and he can win the mental game with himself? I'm only thinking of him...
I'm watching Pretty Woman alone and weaving a basket for Fiona. This is my life.
And now you know why we call him Three-Balls Brad
No he doesn’t answer my texts except for like on New Year’s Because like I was fucked up on New Year’s and he said happy new year and I told him the same and I called him dragonslayer and you can’t really recover from that
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