I fink we're distracting them from bumping the proverbial uglies
I am drunk raised to the nth degree. The possibility of getting sick is approaching infinity.
that's the type of pussy you go to the bathroom and wack off before you fuck her, just to last longer inside of her!
I'm in the dining hall. that same guy is here again, the one who sits alone and talks to his silverware.
Two dudes got up on top of the pianos and danced shirtless. They didnt even get kicked out. I love vegas
we knew we'd be okay when we walked up to the dealers house and he asked us to please be quiet as to not wake his nana.
Golf group in front of us has 2 hooker caddies. One guy was getting a lap dance as he waited to tee off. Only in vegas.
There is nothing more demoralizing than exchanging 150 dollar Christmas gifts with a girl your not sleeping with
theres pictures of him knuckle deep in her, both of them thumbs up and cheesin. someone should take her kid away
Thank you for making it possible for me to get laid while having peace of mind my dog is well taken care of.
You get 5 min
Your time limits don't scare me, I'll include foreplay and redressing in that 5 min. If you wanted to challenge me you should say you got an hour, id be scared then and more creative.
I was angry that a college kid had a new Audi
so I peed on it
tbh I think I just dated him for his dogs in the first place.
I offer naked tickle fights and orgasms and you call it trouble. I call that Christmas.
I cannot belive our party caught on fire
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