I say that when we get our grades back we're making a drinking game out of it.
I didn't realize how much I missed him until his balls were back in my mouth..
I need a good reason NOT to eat this entire jar of nutella right now
All I remember is taking a bath, puking in the bath water numerous times while trying to wash myself and I must of eventually given up
He just got home drunk. He ate 5 snack cakes, said Little Debbie's his bitch, went upstairs and fell asleep.
he handed me my panties in front of my date. turns out he wasn't that mad.
I'm not sure which is more depressing, the fact that the hospital is making me put together a living will before surgery, or that all i'll be leaving behind is 25k in student loan debt
And then you'll find yourself a hot chick and leave me behind with nothing but my back fat to keep me company.
well I have to shit but I'm too hungover to push, and I snorted advil so I wouldn't have to swallow it and throw up.. hungover is an understatement.
So for future reference.... it's a little unnerving when I can't get hold of you, and the last communication we had was, "Oh fuck... It's tequila"
I would like to dedicate my cray behavior this week to my uncontrollable hormones and wine. Both have totally Efff'ed with my life.
You bring me burritos. Of course I text you during sex
Last night I went outside to our neighbors and asked them to put in money with me to get a hot tub for our patio. Niceeeee
We're making a scrapbook of dick pics, you want in or what?
woke up with 8 used magnum condoms bound together by floss around my neck, thats about all im gonna tell you.
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