Was it cool?
About as cool as only getting a handjob on your honeymoon.
My Nuvaring birth control makes me queef.
I banged her roommate when she was gone. She came back with a chicken sandwich and a bj. Then she said " smells like my roommates vagina" I think I can get a threesome tonight
We all have our weaknesses that drive us crazy. We happen to have one in common, 21 year olds. Your secrets safe. Touch his penis.
His penis without viagra is what breaks my heart.
Trust me man, I did not put any cookies down your pants when you slept.
He dodged my hug and greeted me with a fist bump. I slept with him the night before. The only thing worse would have been a greeting by chest bump.
being a senior sucks, I just started embracing my inner slutty college girl, and it's almost time to put her away...for like, ever. and i really like her.
You've never sent a girl a dick pic?
Call me old fashioned
dying me prepared for dead me... i woke up with my laptop open to the last snl episode, a bottle of gatorade, advil and a bag of chocolate all next to me
I'm on A4A looking at dick pics while the CEO is on the phone trying to convince me not to leave the company
Please don't finger me like a jackhammer. I'm a woman not a construction site.
The sad moment you remember you have no power for a week and can't flush.....
Wrong number bro but that sounds like a damn shame.
Don't do it. It's 9 am on a Monday morning and I'm hungover. I can't deal with tears right now.
I’ve looked at so many mouse vaginas in the past week
Randomize
