just do him I won't tell jon
um i'm guessing you meant to send this to tina, thanks for the support in our relationship you whore
i really wish facebook had an app for when you are looking at a chick's photo album, you could just skip to the ones where she and/or her friends are dressed like skanks
Your brother just successfully got half the bar mostly naked
you should have heard her the other night. no sentence related to one preceding it. it was like she was in etch a sketch and when she moved she forgot everythin
we talked about european history as he fucked me from behind in the shower... i think it was a success
I can't even teach it... It's just natural slutyness.. My mom has it too
the elusive kegmastree, who's mystery is only exceeded by it's power
God she is annoying. I am only keeping her around on fb because I want to see if her baby comes out looking like an alien or not.
Oh that could end badly if you get them mixed up.. you know who I think you should focus on?? THE ONE WITH THE BIG BLACK COCK, just sayin
I didn't even know this guy existed until he'd had his hands down my pants, so I just went with it.
yesterday pre dick pic he said "no disrespect to your situation but i cant wait to get ahold of you again in the future" is this how people network??
Wife and kids came home early...naked passed out covered in chili cheese Fritos dad will haunt them forever.
The poop emoji wasn't even in my recents. Does that mean I'm growing up?
There are regrets.. and there are RAGRETS
Hypothetically speaking of course, is it bad if a cat eats lube?
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