if you force a hooker to have sex with you and dont pay her would it be rape or theft? something to ponder
I need to buy a mesh tank top to fit in in Florida. Where do they even sell that shit?
and parents always said I was only motivated by money. Pfft they forgot vodka.
two drunk chicks are talking to me about reinacting 2girls1cup
ill bring the camera dont start without me
6 other girls and I took an ice cream truck to the bar when we couldn't get a cab. Best birthday ever.
The night started going down hill when she shot the cashier in the face with the confetti gun we bought at 711.
I just did a sobriety test in a tutu.
Were you paying girls to come up and grab my cock and tell me I look like bradley Cooper?
Last night after the bar I went home and ate a pulled pork sandwich in a bubble bath
Just saw you in traffic. You may have noticed me, I was the corpse driving the white car.
Okay I can't even be mad, I'm in mid-plot to hook up with Michael Phelp's third cousin.
U can be a future sentaor's wife if you want. I'm happy with "closet lesbian", "tech prof".and "masters degree" all rolled into one. Drunken bar escapades pay off.
I feel like my vagina was punched by chuck Norris, a Brazilian chuck Norris.
Today's hangover is probably top 3 of all time. Just threw up in an envelope. I'm on the ferry and didn't want to get out to puke over the side because I thought I might fall in the river.
Nows a good time to tell him. Just be like "yeah, I used to bang her too and it didn't work out for us either". He'll understand.
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