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I've decided to bang my pen-pal.
im like that movie w. ryan reynolds, no ones ever going to date me unless they're forced to marry me.
Is "blowjob enthusiast" a bad costume?
You told me when we were leaving the club if I could pin point your nipple through your padded bra you would show me if I was right.
He told me to fuck off at some point in the night. I think it was right before he jumped out of a moving car trying to get to another bar and made Abby cry.
I wish I could remember her name, I mean we fucked and all, but it woulda been nice to tag her in the instagram pics.
Guess who woke up with a hangover this morning? The same person whose parents found out and woke her up by banging pots and pans with wooden spoons.
I don't understand why you aren't on this trip all I do is smoke weed drink beer and get fingered
This is the perfect outfit to do ketamine in, I must say
We could never date. He doesn't drink and he won't bring me tacos after sex. He's on that healthy life bullshit.
I know he's only a bandaid for my emotional disrepair, but he can stick me anytime!!
I think every girl deserves a pregnancy scare. Because then it just feels like such a priviledge to be bleeding out of the vagina.
I legit just did a jig towards my box of tampons.
How is there a hawk inside this house? More importantly how the hell is he handling it without any gear?
Thanks for loaning me your shower and panties. My hubby is awesome, but I shouldn’t go home commando, smelling like lube and sperm again
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