i just had sex bonerless
may or may not have recieved head in the car before we came in.
First straight guy ever blown in a Prius. Congrats.
you started crying because you didn't get to wear your rainboots this week so i turned on the shower and let you jump around in it
youre the best friend ever
She keeps referring to it as an "us" Either she is seriously mistaken on what fuck buddies are or she learned another meaning of the word "us"
can we change the rule from "no one is ugly after 2 am" to 1130 so i can justify last night
Whatevss it will be funn .. Hopefully no one projectile vomits on the wall again.. Its kinda become a tradition though
the lady next to me just sniffed my hair, smiled, and then fell asleep. I almost started crying from that kind of creepiness
don't cry, we can learn from her
I literally just wiped coffee off of the corner of my mouth with my boob because my hands were full. Thought youd be proud. Good morning!
one of the RAs is here. he told me his name is optimus prime and then took his shirt off and fell down
How do you feel? I threw up in a towel. Also, a lot of other things.
Is this the point in which we come to terms with our lesbianism or is that after you send me more ass pics...
Wow! It's so great to hear from you! We all thought you perished in Winepocalypse 2012, man.
I basically gave Miranda rights to the guy I hooked up with, jus so we were all clear what was happening
Tempting guys with beer and cheese. How Midwestern are we?
She's like a cask of Amontillado. Very tempting if I was drunk, but sober, I know I'll get fucked over in the end.
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