dude, wtf is with her now? she has stuff up about how i am kicking her while she's down
wtf? who are you bitching about me to now?
I wonder how skeet ulrich feels about the skeet skeet phrase and and what it denotes.
She posts like 3 statuses a day pleading for pity. Responding positively would be like giving a dog a treat for shitting on the floor.
What's a "vodkaffle"?
It's where she puts vodka in the waffle mix.
New term. "Find a husband" fridays. It's like thirsty thursdays, but with a dowry.
I feel like fucking him is something we all do but don't want to admit to. like masturbating or peeing in the shower
Thanks to you and Ketel One I now have a court summons with the actual word "frolicking" on it.
I have to date her we need a place to stay for tailgating
The only difference between us and a pack of 14 year old girls is substance abuse
Took his shirt off. Announced he was Jesus. Threw up. Asked me to cuddle him to sleep. And then tried to kiss me. Typical Saturday night.
She just called at a dance party, and you stopped mid puke to join. Another successful night.
I just left and he walked me out and went call me if you're ever... Eh... Whatever. And walked away.
My roommate just google searched "cumming blood" using my laptop. Her boyfriend is in her room, she looks scared. Words cannot explain how hilarious this is.
You just kinda wondered into the street and started screaming at dogs and small children...
I had a dream that you were telling me how good you are at parkour and legit you were doing it just like Michael Scott...
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