Dude she looked like Jerry Garcia's knuckles
Can you explain my first weekend back, because there a lot of blacked out gaps and 32 friend requests i would like to know about
im getting coffee to go get coffee.
Im throwing up in my trash can so I can go throw up in the toilet. We're basically on the same level.
Just got invited out of group to take shots after hearing her gay friend say "why would I give him my alcohol so you can suck his dick. It's going to be a good night
I misunderstood what a furry was. Come pick me up.
Can I color on your dick again?
I just remember going to take a piss and looking down on the floor and thinking "that looks comfortable" and then I was out.
I only listened to his story about leaving the Amish community because I was hoping for a free drink
Just say the word and u can be elbow deep in this glorious rack
This is why I love you...
I don't know what happened. His phone, shirt, shoes, and the condom wrapper are here but he isn't. I don't even know how to get a hold of him right now
hooking up with him was much more fun when i knew in the back of mind we'd get in some sort of trouble for it
Is it weird that I'm mad at my boss because he isn't paying me enough attention? Maybe my dad issues are worse than I thought
yeah true but how easily can you rip a scrotum
Took my nervous poop earlier then expected it's gonna be a good day
im just letting you know I walked in on you with four different guys last night. a. you were all naked. b. they're all roommates
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