Sooo... I woke up in the shower this morning. It was on.
Anything crazier than usual happen? I woke up in a stairway with my cock out.
you dont have to exercise, you threw up last night!
Just whacked off in the middle of writing a paper, gave me great ideas. Note, should do this more often.
My cousin's dog just exhaled smoke. My job here is done.
For the record it's 1026 and you told me I could leave you in the bathroom.
Check Facebook. Random dude tagged us in photos from last night dancing at Denny's while eating a sampler platter. 1. How does he have our names, and 2. You said we ate at Tbell.
Sorry girl, my dick is like a rollercoaster. You only get a picture after you ride
I just saw her take the entire bowl of lime wedges from the bar and pour them all in her purse, and now using the empty bowl as a hat. Waiting for security to come and throw her ass out.
Last thing I remember is Dusty riding the bikes we "borrowed" from the hotel through the CVS while the rest of us picked up the girls who were laughing at him
I was on my way last night when some asshole yelled "make better life choices" out the window of his car. I felt so self conscious I went home.
ill let you put your finger in a lot of things. but a ring is not one of them.
He was a foot taller than me and my hands were bigger than his, it's called Pity head
when part of the plan includes getting high, i usually forget how the rest of the plan goes.
So some guy thought I took second place in a male stripper competition
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