I want to stick my p in your. b.
Screwed.edu
ok so the lil girl sitting behind u was picking the hairs off ur sisters back and putting them in her mouth
1 of the best things of being a business owner is I don't get fired for having sex in the office
he drunkenly confessed to whacking off before coming over so the sex'd be longer. this one's a keeper
she fucked me tho cuz it was her cat's birthday. As soon as we were done she just says "ahhh tequila tuesdays"
Some guy thought i was the waitress and handed me his credit card. drinks on me.
My birthday is in 11 days. Going ham. Consciousness will not be an option
You can't text people with drinkers' regret at 8 in the morning. It's just bad form.
PS my house is a mess.
pps I have a rash on my face.
Apparently I'm short enough to sit on his lap and fuck him while he is driving because the cop didn't notice.
Kings cup with teenagers tonight
Done deal
Tequila is gods way of telling you don't fuck with tequila
he was like captain planet, but less blue and more nakeed
Should we make a shared Google doc list of places we want to fuck? Like a scavenger hunt?
Randomize
