Question. A woman tells her guy she's on birth control. Stops taking it to have a kid to force the guy to be responsible and with her. What rights does that guy have
None he's f-d
Have you ever secretly resented a girl for wanting to have sex when all you really wanted to do was rub one out and go to sleep?
you tried to arm wrestle for the title of "mom's favorite son"
I just want him to slap me with his dick and call it love
I think i lit a firework with a joint. happy birthday, america?
Well I consider my vagina a dear friend. She treats me good I treat her good. We work together. Glad we could be of service.
I told him I had AIDS after he bit me. His dad cried. I think I just ruined the little guy's 3rd birthday, but he had in coming.
Sat in the shower and reenacted the "Wiggle your big toe" scene from Kill Bill. THAT hungover.
He came up behind me making dolphin noises in my ear when I noticed a collection of hors d'ouevres from the reception earlier in his jacket pocket
I will never doubt you again...he IS perfect for you
This guy smells like mr Rogers puppets and I don't know how to deal with it
I swear to god there was like a 2-second timespan in which he went from laughing to coughing, hiccuping, and subsequently projectile vomiting into the grass. There is literally a line in the grass, about 2 yards long, of his puke. It was more impressive than disgusting to be honest. And then he just shrugged and said "I have no idea where that came from."
Question: If I got in a car accident and lost my memory of us, would you work your way back just so we could be fuck buddies again?
I'm watching The Vow and just need to know that I'm loved in some way
I'm sure you're still partially crippled from thar blow job on Saturday, so I understand it's probably difficult to text.
Don't remember anything. Melissa just said I kept saying welcome to the bat cave
I think people are normalizing furries
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