I must be too annoying 4 u.
Omg Kevin Jonas is engaged!!!!!!
Omg really? To who. Gay marriage is only legal in like 3 states.
My dick has been asking about u. He said he didn't do anything wrong n I'm a dumbass
I'm watching tv and he's trying to stick a vibrator in my ass
Ya! She had a north face on tho so she was a classy hooker.
she said "i got this" and then fell on her face. within grabbing distance of the wall and her boyfriend
ALL CAPS CUZ ITS SERIOUS SHAME.
Nuts. Absolutely nuts. she just screamed in my face something about not knowing whats happening and then got tackled by a dude
For future reference "I'm too drunk to come today" is an acceptable line to get out of work. I love my job
bro, your right, i shouldn't feel embarrassed about taking shots from a penis-shaped ice sculpture
IF IT WALKS LIKE A MANWHORE AND QUACKS LIKE A MANWHORE, HE PROBABLY HAS VD.
It's kind of awesome I can smoke with my parents and tell them about thetime we used listerine in that bong
You what they say. One dick in the hand is better than two in the bush
Drunk you decided to patrol campus as the Arrow and tell random bystanders "YOU HAVE FAILED THIS CAMPUS." Campus P.D. did not join your crusade.
That explains the nerd bow & arrow...
So vagazzling was a success
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