He muttered something about having just washed he sheets, then demanded I give him all my quarters.
i find it sad that i can no longer sit in the back of class for fear that someone will fart into the heater again.
This is not a drunk text right now. This is an i want your dick text. There is a difference.
Goldfish can't live in a bowl filled with tequila, lesson learned.
got extra credit for showing up to class before a holiday. it hit me 5 minutes later that she meant easter....
U have to come, I miss the sound of you throwing up.
true friends will drive 3 hours to come smoke a couple blunts with you on the bridge where your car broke down
Well be careful man. Be careful. Wear shoes in the house. Safety. Safety first, then teamwork.
we got kicked out of her coke dealer's house when we wouldn't stop quoting "a league of their own"
communist
Well ill be drunk so just come find me. Its like where in the world is Joey San Diego
I said his dick tasted like a Hawaiian Sweet Roll. And then I yelled MAHALO.
Sweet! It'll be a "that-minor-I-used-to-serve-alcohol-to-is-no-longer-a-minor" party!!!
My cat just smacked my blunt from my hand and then put her head in my hand. I don't know how to feel
Had sex on the beach last night with a drug dealer. win-win-win situation
Two words: nipple clamps
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