I must be too annoying 4 u.
wouldve been great, if we lived in constant slow motion cause that shit lasted 30 seconds and half the time he was putting on the condom
did you know delaware is a STATE? HOLY CRAP! i didn't till i was hitting on this chick and asked her when she said she was from delaware, which state that was in. crazyness
I'm missing my class because I'm not done with my beer
after we had sex he went grocery shopping. at 6 am. i've never been more confused in my life
all i asked was if it was all the way in, and now im laying here alone. sensitive guys fucking suck
so when he was about to cum, he screamed his mother's name and continued to pray for forgiveness. wtf
there is no way i can order from that cashier at in n out after she tried helping me while i was drunkenly puking in their bathroom at 11 am
I just found a thank you note I apparently wrote to my bed last night for letting me borrow the comforter.
he turned down sex AND sandwiches. who the hell does that?!
I danced on the street to dubstep on a boombox for an hour with a lesbian single mother.
I did what any insensitive guy would do bought her friends shots and tried to fuck them
Props to the guy on crutches playing edward forty hands. Dedicated to drinking games is an understatement.
He's going to be my graduation present to myself.
Lets just say...I plan on being a bigger shitshow than Miley Cyrus at the VMA'S
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