That arnold schwarzeneger picture looks strikingly similar to paul
Not half as good looking as paul
I'd say paul has bigger bicep peaks, but who am I to judge
She was hit by a car at 47 mph and lived. That explains everything.
why did u have a candy cane hung on your dick in the first place?
she has a santa fetish
cute.
just saw the guy i hooked up with last nights' face on a billboard. win.
stephanie tanner's voice is so fucking annoying. no wonder she resorted to crystal meth.
How fortunate humanity is that it need not rely on the female orgasm for procreation
can you call in chlamydia to work? like if the antibiotics they gave you for it are giving you the shits...
My time here is complete. I think I have now thrown up in every major degree programs building
You don't understand. If you watched a video of the shenanigans that occurred in my life over the past 48 hours you would gasp worse than the girl who witnessed me puking in my bag at the children's hospital
You know how I know she's ugly? 97% of her profile pics are flowers or animals. And what do we know about pretty people and the Internet?
But I do cardio so I don't get winded during sex really it's not like I'm trying to lose weight
apparently I like to do this thing where I wear pretty dresses and then pee on things on public. Picture proof. Four times last week.
I just saw your brother in some random persons yard climbing a tree. Just saying.
Probably on drugs.
Next time we smoke please remind me to put my bong back in my build a bear box. My mom says if I leave it out one more time she's keeping it for herself.
The underwear in the garbage is clean. Just wipe the pizza sauce off
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