i was shrooming and she was sobbing. i was trying to be sympathetic, but i could see the veins working like worms under her skin. and then her face stripped down to the muscle.
what was she crying about?
i wanna say it was the lack of skin on her face but maybe she lost her job.
if you don't go to jail tommorow I'll buy you a 40. Motivation.
oh and i'm sorry i sold you for three cigarettes last night
You demanded I give you a glass of water, so I set it down in front of you and you knock it over and roll in it..,
I wanted to be a dolphin.
just mapquested my walk of shame from saturday..bye bye freshman 15
He was hiding behind my bedroom door. at noon. Wearing a t shirt. And a condom. Not attractive.
wait, how does the 20 year old one night stand pregnant girl have a superiority complex?
You guys bombarded us in the bathroom and that kid whipped his dick out and peed in the sink.
I just got a huge discount at GameStop for having tits. I win.
And now I'm drinking leftover wine in the grad lounge because fuck my life
My brain is like scrambled eggs. If scrambled eggs were trying to escape out of my skull through my forehead.
The guy I brought home last night made a speedy escape while I was in the bathroom. The only trace I found of his flight was a lone sock on the stairs.... It was like a whorey low budget Cinderella
Nothing wrong with a few meaningless hookups. Keeps the mind occupied and the body satisfied
I melted cheese on my pizza rolls. When I die make sure someone melts cheese on my rolls.
woke up this morning and she was gone. but she left a box of donuts on the counter with a note saying "for all the 'o's you gave me last night"
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