Honestly I wish you never came into my life. I know I don't want you. But I keep trying to get you back bc of the memories
I don't see you I see the memories. All the time
its whatevr the fuvk you could ever want is wht it is. i dont wanna read. literacy? overated in my opinion. overated.
Fuck 8am classes
Dear Jesus I'm gonna throw up through my eyes
Where is a good place to buy a New Year's outfit that acknowledges I don't have tits but screams I suck dick like a champ?
i showed up sober to class for the first time. my prof said that i was "off my game today". i love philosophy
You just can't come from being "the girl who shit her pants."
I'd like to be surprised that there's a picture of someone pouring champagne in my boobs on Instagram, but I can't.
She hash-tagged my name. I think it's safe to say that she remembers our hookup.
Holy shit there is too much Taco Bell here to talk to you
I need a priest, doctor, and therapist after this weekend.
You came walking in the backyard at 10am, in cowboy boots, a new shirt, and had no money,....we lost you for 15 hours....i think you just need a camera crew, or an assistant. IMPRESSED!
that's the first time I've heard "shenanigans" and "apocalypse" in the same sentence
There is a special place in hell for people who only eat the center of the pot brownies.
All the movies on cable here are either porn or Bollywood. I am never leaving this hotel.
The cops high fived after they tackled you
can we fuck so we can live up to our nicknames for eachother?
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