my boyfriend just said he'd go down on me if I gave him my password to facebook
stupid gm bankruptcy made me miss the showcase showdown
Those cock suckers. We need to know who's winning the hot tub and the vacation to the alps
I just told the 2nd grade class leprechauns are the children of midgets.
Charles is a playa. And I don't mean the spanish word for beach.
Found a cheerleading trophy in my shower this morning. Explain.
I am sitting on the couch "eating" a frozen big bucket margarita with a spoon.
this just proves how much faith i have in "us".. what should we be for halloween..?
I hate that he uses me for something other than sex. What does he think I am? His girlfriend? Ha.
I said:" get your jacket, get your beer and get the fuck out of here"
Firing someone with a rhyme is the new high point in my life.
I'll send you the picture of you double fisting vodka bottles, grinding one guy and making out with another... Every girl wanted to be you.. You make me so proud!
I rolled over and my thoughts became words and I said "oh fuck not you again" he didn't think that was too kind and asked me to leave
Drank for free all night and I'm not even sleeping w the bartender. What is this magic?
I ate mushroom chocolates & went to the botanical gardens for Christmas. HAPPY FUCKING HOLIDAYS
I am available for nakedness
Some guy just walked past the bus stop in a lab coat and with a samurai sword and case...
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