they just started talking about wanting to bang stephanie tanner from full house
got high and went straight for the Doritos. I'm some kind of walking cliche.
Dude with the Beatles haircut just got his pilots license and wants to take us up to do a case race mid flight. Don't tell me networking is unnecessary.
then my gynecologist said "its like opening up buried treasure"
He tried to eat me out in the bath... I said it was a bad idea, but he said it was good snorkelling practice for vaca.
This guys mom bought us a 24 pack and drove me and 8 others to a frat house... Hello moms weekend.
you took the tequila shot and then procceded to eat the lime..we told you to spit it out but you just straight face kept chomping
I am too drunk to be out in this weather around all these animals.
I want to get business cards and hand them to hot guys and say " hey if you ever want to like makeout and pretend it never happened call me"
My mouth taste like pussy and my dad noticed. Hahahaha
Man, I want to make his penis a sandwich.
Good. Need a drinking partner later. FOR AMERICA!!!
Eaten today: granola bar, pumpkin donut, and fritos. Oh, college nutrition.
drinking vodka out of a wine glass to feel a little bit classier about myself.
Are you rolling a joint while doing homework?
No, I am rolling a joint with my homework.
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