Uggggg i want to leave and get bombed over baghdad
We have to go find her fucking car. She came home from a 80 dollar cab ride, no shoes, and all she remembers is its at a burger king on a street with an H in it
All i learned in high school was how to sell drugs
Sometimes to bang a cougar u gotta play wii With her kids
finally remembered how I know that chick in my history class. she made and fed me ramen when I was wasted!
There's a stoned dwarf chilling in the basement here. Maybe there are redeemable qualities about this place.
Are you still crying. What are you doing. Have 10 shots of tequila.
I only see on penis in this picture but I assume there is another lurking out of sight.
If we could give a gymnastic score to drunken nights, I would be a part of the Fab Five.
k. The important thing is we are going out. You are stones. I am mildly hallucenating.
Romantically speaking, I want to sit on his face.
I don't know what happened this summer, I've lost my sense of morality. All I do now is work, get drunk, and have sex near national landmarks.
Can you bring home an IV stand and an empty bag so I can direct inject coffee for work tomorrow morning?
I feel like my stoner spirit animal is Janice from the muppets.
I didn't want him to hear me sneaking in. The doggie door was the perfect solution.
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