Being 21 is my favorite hobby I'm really good at it
hey no worries the mystery has been solved- i jst sneezed and my undies popped outta my nose.
I either date the nice guys or the assholes. There isn't any in between.
You need to find a taint.
every time I hook up with him I think about the fact that penicillin was a mistake too... and look how well that turned out. It makes me feel just a little bit better.
so thats when we found her crawling hands and knees up first street singing hold me closer tony danza as loud as she could
did she say where she was going
apparently she thought she was on morton hill and was trying to go back to the bars
There was an Altoids can full of urine in the bathroom. I do not want to know what was going on in there.
I really like her...she always overpays me for xanax and still feels the need to fuck me to make up for it....
Apparently getting drunk at a philanthropy event and tweeting about it is "frowned up"
I hugged the bouncer as we left.
He let me keep my Michael Jordan Bulls jersey on during sex.
I just hope I don't wheeze during sex
Although can we find me a starter dick? I don't want security showing up again. That was awkward.
I will feed you tacos. I will touch your butt. Happy Valentine's Day ❤️
I just remembered something. We made out last night, people cheered.
he offered to let me fuck his brother , of course im marrying him
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